...so hard my gut hurts. Excuse me while I wipe the tears from my eyes. I haven't laughed that hard in Ages.
Hookbill, if there is a second incarnation of ATM (ahem), you really ought to be one of the player/writers. That was absolutely amazing, and it was only the first patient!
By the way, your nurse is a Mary Sue, who has acted quite within character so far. Now she just needs to try to save the day....