[Nogrod]

Unfortunately this writer, who had not a faintest for what a "moshpit" is, was partly cleared by Meneltarmacil, and was able to form a repeat. So: better in the hands of the pirates' than in the hands of a Sackville-Baggins!

But as unfortunately, the next one had posted his unfortunately -message while this one was writing, and the whole stuff had to be turned over.

So:
Fortunately this writer couldn't undesrtand the main word-pun of this latter writer either... and the crowd were still on the pirate ship, alive and breathing.

But:

Unfortunately: There was no "part-ay" cabins available, and their reservations were declared worthless. So they would settle with a class D-cabins, under the waterline.