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Old 01-28-2006, 07:27 PM   #9378
Elu Ancalime
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The bulk of the Riddermark is 200 squared miles.

Gimli is over 500 miles from home.

His path with Aragorn and Legolas is linear, so it is 1-dimensionel.

There are tens of thousands of horses that are wild or tamed in the Mark.

Gimli's footstride is 9-15" at given times.

The average horse relieves itself 5 times a day.

Gimli should go to Vagas. He beat the odds, and now have Meras feces on his left boot.

[I suppose instead of Vagas, a Kentucky Derby pun should be inserted....]
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