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Pippin's helmet is a dangerous weapon.
Pippin: "I didn't mean to poke him in the eye, honest!"
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Pippin: "Merry, I don't know what to do! I can't get my helmet off!"
Merry: "Oh, that's easy Pip; you just have to work up a good sneeze, then it flys right off! Watch this. AACHOO!"
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Merry: *cries like a baby*
Pippin gets over the shock of realizing that Merry has the mind of an infant just in time to realize that the big baby needs a diaper change!
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I'm on a Mission from God.
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