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That Belladonna Took (as Belladonna Baggins, nee Took, daughter of Gerontius shall be henceforth referred to) is guilty of the crime of indecency, as convicted by Justice K.U. Ruharan on evidence presented by F.A.T. regarding a certain "PlayHobbitlass".
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That case was thrown out of court due to preponderance of evidence. The charges were also not brought by F.A.T. but by a shadowy group styling themselves Lonely and Desperate (L.A.D.). It seemed they were a string of Belladonna's former boyfriends. Hardly objective witnesses.
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Kuruharan the Prophet- a known Enemy of the State, and that her eviction is immediately required to quell his ego.
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His Majesty My Avatar...I mean, the Emperor, utterly rejects this scurrilous statement and on this Island he
is the state (at least until I find some new tangent to go off on).