Well, ill take the next bit of Cirith Ungol.....
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Gollum: See, see! The tunnel....
Frodo: *doubting murmurs* ugh...I dont know....
G: Its the only way!
Frodo: Are you sure? There was that elevator too, and you said the stairs were the only way up. Is there a mine cart or somthing we can take to the other side?
Gollum: No! Only way...
Frodo: oookkkkkaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!
*Scene moves to Sam, descending the Stair*
Sam: Hey, its like Splash Mountain! Wheeeeee!
*Sam falls down about ten feet and theres a gross crunching sound*
Sam: .......
Sam: O wait, that was just Lembas...haha...
*silence*
Sam: Hey! I think I figured it out! Frodo dropped these on the way up and GOllum mistakened them for me eatin them! Ha! Wait till i tell Frodo!
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