Despite the suspicious nature of Galadriel's home made anti-ageing products, they were clearly doing the job.
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Galadriel: *thinking* Any minute now... I'll just raise the jug, hit him calmly over the head... and snatch that pretty ring for myself.
OR
Galadriel: *thinking* I hope he realises that the mirror is over there, and that's actually Celeborn's foot lotion...
Frodo: *thinking* Can I smell lavender oil?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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