Gandy: Faramir my boy! You fathers a nutjob... he's got a few screws loose, he's one elephant short of a circus or however that saying goes.... oh anyway, do not throw your life away so rashly!
Faramir: Where does my allegiance lie, if not here?
Gandy: *as he watches F. ride away* Your father loves you... He will remember it before the end. ...or he'll just try to kill you, either way. *shrugs*
*Scene switch to Denny and Pip*
Denethor: Can you sing, Master Hobbit?
Pippin: Well, I don't normally, but after I've had a few pints *giggle* then there was this one time Merry and I stayed up way past midnight *giggle* oh.. well we hobbits don't have any songs fit for such a steward as you *cough*
Denethor: (grimly) And why should your songs be unfit for me? Come, sing me a song.
Pip: I don't know very many songs
Denethor: I said sing me a song
Pip: I'm not a very good singer
Denny: SING ME A SONG
pip: uh... row row row your boat gently down the stream....
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nonesensical as always
