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Isildur: Hmm...lessee if I can do that neat ring-flippy thing that Bilbo does....... <tries and ring falls into the fires of Mt. Doom> Whups.
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Isildur: This isn't one of those 'infinity' rings, is it?
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Inscription on the ring: Congratulations! You have just won $3000000!!
Isildur: "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!"
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.
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