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Meneltarmacil · 02-11-2006, 04:00 PM

After waking up in the morning after the celebration, the villagers noticed that Márcolië Lamen was missing.

The villagers made their way to her house, located next to the Second Official Eighth Day Adventist Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to look for clues.

“What happened here?” dancing spawn of ungoliant asked as she surveyed the unusual scene before them.

Márcolië Lamen’s remains lay on the floor, along with a great deal of what appeared to be tomato sauce, noodles, and mozzarella cheese strewn all over the place.

“She’s definitely all dead,” malkatoj stated. “Only one thing I can do now.”

While malkatoj was collecting loose change from around the room, the guy who be short found a note on the floor. Formendacil read it to the village.

The first sentence was in Márcolië’s handwriting:

“May the Flying Spaghetti Monster take me in peace.”

The rest of it, however, had been written by someone else.

“Dear Márcolië Lamen,
Thanks for giving us such a great idea.
It was quite tasty.
Yum yum,
-The Wolves
PS: Villagers, you’re still doomed.”

With another Ordinary Villager dead, the villagers started to discuss who they would lynch next.

Living:
mormegil- Elven smith
Garin- Truffle hunter with a half a dozen pigs and no social manners
Nilpaurion Felagund- Escaped thrall from Tol-in-Gaurhoth
dancing spawn of ungoliant- Florist
The Saucepan Man- Earnest and learned young man of the law
malkatoj- Retired Miracle Man (who is not really a man)
Gil-Galad- Shape-Analyst
Glirdan- Crazy guy down the street
Formendacil- Village historian
Kath- Local investigator into the paranormal
the guy who be short- Mermaid-catcher and fisherman

Dead:
Meneltarmacil (Moderator): Speared by wolves on Night 1
AbercrombieOfRohan (Ordinary Villager): Treed and crushed by villagers on Day 1
Aiwendil (Ordinary Villager): Crushed by a tree chopped down by the werewolves onto his house on Night 2
Shelob (Ordinary Villager): Hung by villagers on Day 2
Valier (Ordinary Villager): Coconutted by wolves on Night 3
WaynetheGoblin (Ordinary Villager): Hung on a +9 Rope of Lynching by villagers on Day 3
Cailín (Ranger): Drowned by wolves on Night 4
Naria (Werewolf): Fought to death by villagers and pigs on Day 4
Márcolië Lamen (Ordinary Villager): Cooked into spaghetti and eaten by wolves on Night 5

Wolves: 2
Villagers: 9

It is now Day 5. Villagers, you may begin posting.

02-11-2006, 04:00 PM	#289
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	After waking up in the morning after the celebration, the villagers noticed that Márcolië Lamen was missing. The villagers made their way to her house, located next to the Second Official Eighth Day Adventist Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to look for clues. “What happened here?” dancing spawn of ungoliant asked as she surveyed the unusual scene before them. Márcolië Lamen’s remains lay on the floor, along with a great deal of what appeared to be tomato sauce, noodles, and mozzarella cheese strewn all over the place. “She’s definitely all dead,” malkatoj stated. “Only one thing I can do now.” While malkatoj was collecting loose change from around the room, the guy who be short found a note on the floor. Formendacil read it to the village. The first sentence was in Márcolië’s handwriting: “May the Flying Spaghetti Monster take me in peace.” The rest of it, however, had been written by someone else. “Dear Márcolië Lamen, Thanks for giving us such a great idea. It was quite tasty. Yum yum, -The Wolves PS: Villagers, you’re still doomed.” With another Ordinary Villager dead, the villagers started to discuss who they would lynch next. Living: mormegil- Elven smith Garin- Truffle hunter with a half a dozen pigs and no social manners Nilpaurion Felagund- Escaped thrall from Tol-in-Gaurhoth dancing spawn of ungoliant- Florist The Saucepan Man- Earnest and learned young man of the law malkatoj- Retired Miracle Man (who is not really a man) Gil-Galad- Shape-Analyst Glirdan- Crazy guy down the street Formendacil- Village historian Kath- Local investigator into the paranormal the guy who be short- Mermaid-catcher and fisherman Dead: Meneltarmacil (Moderator): Speared by wolves on Night 1 AbercrombieOfRohan (Ordinary Villager): Treed and crushed by villagers on Day 1 Aiwendil (Ordinary Villager): Crushed by a tree chopped down by the werewolves onto his house on Night 2 Shelob (Ordinary Villager): Hung by villagers on Day 2 Valier (Ordinary Villager): Coconutted by wolves on Night 3 WaynetheGoblin (Ordinary Villager): Hung on a +9 Rope of Lynching by villagers on Day 3 Cailín (Ranger): Drowned by wolves on Night 4 Naria (Werewolf): Fought to death by villagers and pigs on Day 4 Márcolië Lamen (Ordinary Villager): Cooked into spaghetti and eaten by wolves on Night 5 Wolves: 2 Villagers: 9 It is now Day 5. Villagers, you may begin posting. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.