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Old 02-15-2006, 05:20 PM   #415
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
Sting

Well, there's a shocker and no mistake. I really did not expect to be here today.

Then again ...

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Originally Posted by Garin
Thanks for your participation Sauce, I know the wolves usually don't let you live this long.
See you other villagers on the other side and I'll try to assuage your concerns.
How convenient that Garin "assumed" that I would be killed, yet here I am still.

He will, no doubt, attempt to argue that, if he was the Wolf, then he obviously would have killed me, given that I am so convinced of his guilt. I'm not going to buy that, Garin, so don't even bother.

I stand by this:

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Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man
I am almost certain that Gil is not the Wolf. If he is, then he deserves to win, either for his cunning masquerade or for his simple, blind luck.

Spawn might still be the Wolf. If she is, she is mighty clever. For she has concealed it remarkably well. So well, in fact that she deserves an Oscar.

But I am pretty much convinced that Garin is the Wolf. It was pretty likely Kath would not be here today and that the Cobbler would hold his vote. In those circumstances, an innocent Garin would have voted for spawn, thus ensuring the continued likelihood of a double lynching. His vote for Kath was the best possible vote for a Wolf. In my view, it condemns him.
It is clear in my mind what we must do today. Ignore the tiresome Cobbler morm ( ) and hang the odious lupine Garin from the highest tree in the village.
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