++CHIEF WARG
I plead with all non-Warger Fili voters to reconsider and join me in an effort to rid this show of a menace. Please, help evict the Chief Warg before it devours us all.
Additionally, Wargers aside, the Warg's presence has been hurting ratings. Families can't watch for fear the beast will go on a rampage.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
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