Seeing the way things had turned that Day, Sleepy Ranger grabbed his guitar and decided to hightail it out of Squaresville. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Messiah simply was not ready for death; especially at the hands of those he had once called friends. So, with guitar in hand, Sleepy slipped quietly out of his house just as it was decided that he was a werewolf by the other villagers.
The villagers arrived at his home and were angered to find Sleepy gone. They tore apart everything trying to find him, but it was too late. The rocker was already miles out of town.
The sun was setting and darkness crept over the land. Sleepy walked along, getting as far away as he could from Squaresville. But the greatest danger was actually waiting just outside of town.
With the death of so many villagers, everyone had forgotten about the penguins of Thinlómien, they had not been fed at all. Now the usually peaceful creatures had gotten lose and were searching for their meal. Sleepy thought he had escaped the frying pan, but now he was in the fire.
As he headed down the path he heard the odd flapping of webbed feet on dirt. Sleepy quickened his pace, but so did the flapping. In a panic he dropped his guitar and bolted for the road. But the penguins were fast, soon the hungry birds descended upon the rock god.
In savagery seen only on the Discovery Channel Sleepy Ranger was reduced to a bloody mass of penguin food. He eyes were pulled out with the beaks, his gut ripped open with webbed feet, his guts poured all over the ground. There is nothing more terrifying than a penguin feeding frenzy.
LIVING
JennyHallu ~ Friendly neighborhood tax collector
Eonwe ~ Hermit
Firefoot ~ Person who runs the stables
Roa_Aoife ~ Local protestor/ lobbyist
Valier ~ Dance instructor
Nogrod ~ Pipe-weed grower
Elu Ancalime ~ Brass Musician
Gandalf_the _white ~ Magician
Folwren ~ Seamstress
Mithalwen ~ Baker/confectioner
DEAD
Kitanna (mod)~ Stabbed with a letter opener on Night One
Wilwarin (hunter)~ Flogged to death on Day One
Thinlómien (ordo) ~ Dropped dead from fright on Night Two
Sleepy Ranger (ordo) ~ Eaten by penguins on Day Two
Night Three has begun, I need Ranger, Wolf, and Seer picks.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
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