Bilbo peruses the long-forgotten Elrond's Guestbook.
"Elvenkind's Eyebrow Specialists, 379-5049-ME. Elrond, your appointment's next Tuesday.
Anon."
"Daddy, you promised me a pony. Where is it? I want a pony now!"
"Elrond, just get Arwen the stupid pony. She's gone and stolen my horse again! ~ Glorfindel."
"Things we think Rivendell needs more of: ale, mushrooms, hobbit lasses. Thanks for the stay! Merry and Pip xxx"
(Apologies to Gil-Galad)
"Today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower..."
"Bilbo, your diary's in the bathroom.
~ Erestor."
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 02-19-2006 at 04:07 PM.
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