Bilbo finds the Rivendell Book of Youth (as written by Elrond and Celebrian):
~Well, I mixed up Elladan and Elrohir again, but since they cant talk yet, its ok.
~I thought it would be ok for Arwen to babysit Estel. I mean, hes only four years old right now, but puberty will come too soon
~I caught Elladan messing around with the phone. He dialed 21 (Ea) and said he wanted to be a dwarf! Jeez, Eru was mad about that.
~The kids and some of the Joneses (they moved here from Lindon recently) were playing house today, and somehow Estel found the Sceptre of Annuminas and started wacking them with it. I took his Mirovur away for a month, and Arwen was crying.
Bilbo: Wow, Elrond never told me he had this sitcom in his House.....
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