Announcer: I like to move it, move it too you know…what? Oh…and we’re back to MET’s coverage of the Finals of Hobbit Survivor brought to you by Mallorn Treecutting. Remember if you ever need to engage in some light deforestation, call the experts at Mallorn. I’m joined here by Bob and our sideline reporter, the lovely and playing hard-to-get Amanda.
Sideline Reporter: I’m going to be even harder to get after the restraining order!
Announcer: Isn’t she cute! Bob, fill us in here on what has been going on.
Color Commentator: yawns Aside from you being served a balanced diet of disrespect, not a whole lot. A few stragglers have come in and voted, but unless there are more yawns, pardon me, I think I’m going to take a nap. In fact, I had a cot brought up here a minute ago.
Announcer: That’s great Bob! And now a report from the sidelines.
loooong pause
Announcer: Hellooo? What? Oh she did…well…uhhh, where do you think the voting will go from here, Bob?
Bob?
Color Commentator: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: We’ll be right back.
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