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Old 02-20-2006, 06:43 PM   #9676
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Aragorn wasn't known for being subtle

Aragorn: Ewoyn it's not that I don't like you it's just that I don't love you. You're a bit psychotic for me and well to be honest a bit homely. Plus for me I've always had a thing for elvish women. Have you ever noticed how their beauty surpasses mortal in every way! Man, there's no way a mere mortal could compare with such beauty and grace. And now you must understand why I must dump you!


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Eowyn doesn't take critism well.

Clint from "What Not to Wear": We really need to add some color hear and my what is that awful gown you are wearing. It appears as though you're still in the middle ages.
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