Treebeard: "No, I didn't have my nose sawn off to spite my face!"
OR
Treebeard: "Right, left, turn then right. Swing the hips a bit, and that's the waltz."
Pippin: "Ents got hips!"
OR
Merry: "I've heard of dreadlocks and mohawks, but what kind of hair do you call that?"
Treebeard: "The twiggy look. Very fashionable."
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