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Old 03-01-2006, 08:52 PM   #15
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
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I am a Noldorin Prince, right?

How do I best resist Morgoth?

I get stuck into him at every opportunity, usually valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses.

How friendly should I be with Thingol?

Since he is not interested in getting stuck into Morgoth at every opportunity, valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses, he is of little interest to me.

How far should I co-operate with my valiant, elficidal jewel-seeking relatives?

I’m one of them, probably. If not, I co-operate with them, because it gives me the chance to get stuck into Morgoth at every opportunity, usually valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses.

What sort of site would be good for my kingdom?

Anywhere on the front line, enabling me to get stuck into Morgoth at every opportunity, usually valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses.

What do I do about Dwarves and Men?

I respect Dwarves’ skill with metal and trade with them to obtain the best weapons and armour available, thus facilitating my aim to get stuck into Morgoth at every opportunity, usually valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses.

I use Men as cannon fodder in the front line whenever I am getting stuck into Morgoth, usually valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses.

What sort of culture am I ideally aiming for?

One that values getting stuck into Morgoth at every opportunity, usually valiantly, heroically (and most likely suicidally) and with great losses.

I don't survive for very long ...
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