Announcer: And we’re back to Second Age Survivor, brought to you by Fast Fat. Remember, to gain back all that tricky weight you lost while dieting, take Fast Fat! I’m joined in the booth by Bob, but now for a report by our sideline reporter Amanda.
Sideline Reporter: (Lower the camera angle!) Thank you Cliff. The recent action has been the most boring so far in Second Age Survivor. Not since the finale of Hobbit Survivor has anything been duller. Even the contestants are bored and have started a conga/limbo line.
Announcer: mmmaaaahhh…what, sorry! Whuh, Bob!
Color Commentator: Whaat?!
Announcer: Your analysis.
Color Commentator: Oh, uhhhh, Isildur made it through the limbo without any trouble whatsoever. Sauron was stuck for a moment but then he decided to step over. Tar-Miriel pulled out a broadsword and chopped the limbo stick in half. This caused a bit of a problem until everybody grabbed Fimbrethil and used her as the limbo stick. When Treebeard came through, he’d forgotten that she was there and accidentally trampled her. This caused the dance to break up in confusion as paramedics stormed the building, inflicting a few more casualties.
Announcer: What will happen now?
Color Commentator: I’m going to order a nice brandy.
Mr. Billy Club hits Bob on the noggin
Color Commentator: I mean, I think Kuruharan will vote for…
++ Amandil
…completely at random to show solidarity with those who are protesting all the group think that was going on earlier.
Announcer: We’ll be right back.
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