Viggo practices the Elijah swquak.
OR
Aragorn's mind nearly exploded trying to follow some of the post in the
Arrows 'nd Bows thread.
OR
In a final act of desperation, Stider's Lorien cloak and pendent drastically attempt to strange their master, though due to his hardened neck muscles and his brain's apparent indesire for oxygen it was all in vain.
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