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Old 03-03-2006, 10:41 PM   #9
Legolas in spandex
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Thranduil: Argued to be one of the baddest characters in the book, his short mentioning means nothing. He looks like Legolas, is even more skilled with a bow, has slight astigmatism, and listens to swing music and Def Leopard in his spare time. He is rumored to wear lucky underwear in battle, and is said to have streaked all of Mirkwood with his son Legolas after drinking a few too many pints. Residents say he has the elven script for "sexy beast" tatooed on his rear.
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