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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Frodo had found a working London Bus in Mordor.
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Well...I think we could manage that one...
Frodo and Sam are almost run over on their way to Mount Doom by the bus. They decide to take the upper story for novelty and the view, and ride on to Mount Doom in comfort. Unfortunately, they were not the only ones on the bus, and are eaten by some tourist-wargs from the Grey Mountains, who incidentally, went home with some very interesting souvenirs to show their neighbors, as well as a lot of photos of boring flatlands and smokey stuff.
Incidentally, the bus arrived at Mount Doom late.
I wish that Hobbits loved swimming.