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Lhunardawen · 03-07-2006, 11:14 PM

Quite in relation to that, Jenny, I conassign sleepiness. It's so...so overpowering. I wonder how long it will take me to be completely overcome by it.

Escalators that don't work. Because seriously, what's the point?

Standing in the express train (or whatever they call it) with a whole row of men - adults, mind - sitting right in front of you. I don't really mind standing, but that is just irksome. One would expect even a little bit of chivalry left in the world.

And at the risk of turning this into a blog post, I conassign those circumstances that make you think "If only...". Like this morning. If only I left for school at the time I initially intended to, I would have missed that whatever train that was detained at one station because some poor woman apparently had had enough of life and climbed to the topmost part of a bridge fronting the station. Then I wouldn't have had to wait for more than half an hour until the suicidal woman is rescued (how ironic), and I wouldn't have been late for my make-up class in Calculus. I'll hold from conassigning integrals to Mordor because they kept me company as I waited.

So, I'll just conassign hyperbolic functions and inverse hyperbolic functions. As if trigonometric functions their inverses aren't complicated enough.

03-07-2006, 11:14 PM	#917
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Quite in relation to that, Jenny, I conassign sleepiness. It's so...so overpowering. I wonder how long it will take me to be completely overcome by it. Escalators that don't work. Because seriously, what's the point? Standing in the express train (or whatever they call it) with a whole row of men - adults, mind - sitting right in front of you. I don't really mind standing, but that is just irksome. One would expect even a little bit of chivalry left in the world. And at the risk of turning this into a blog post, I conassign those circumstances that make you think "If only...". Like this morning. If only I left for school at the time I initially intended to, I would have missed that whatever train that was detained at one station because some poor woman apparently had had enough of life and climbed to the topmost part of a bridge fronting the station. Then I wouldn't have had to wait for more than half an hour until the suicidal woman is rescued (how ironic), and I wouldn't have been late for my make-up class in Calculus. I'll hold from conassigning integrals to Mordor because they kept me company as I waited. So, I'll just conassign hyperbolic functions and inverse hyperbolic functions. As if trigonometric functions their inverses aren't complicated enough.