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Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man
I don't see Pippin's name on the roster. Nor indeed that of any Hobbit.
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What?? An unforgivable oversight.
Right.
I declare:
Sauron Baggins
The Witchroarer
and
Khamwise "The Camel" Gamgee all demonically cunningly disguised Hobbits of the Shire.
Stop them, Downers, ere they consume Middle-earth! Also,
Saucey will burst into tears when we evict them! Guaranteed!