[The Saucepan Man]

The Alliance of Ultra-DOOM is pleased to announce, for the edification and enlightenment of all, the following principles of its conduct and actions, most particularly as there currently appears to be a great deal of misunderstanding in this regard, some of it no doubt intentional.

The Alliance is not controlled by any one person, but is rather a cooperative venture of free thinking but like-minded members.

The Alliance is not anti-Elf.

The Alliance is not pro-Bad Guys.

The Alliance does, however, wish to challenge the assumptions made by certain members that being an Elf and/or a King and/or male, should automatically earn a contestant a free pass to the final/winners' podium.

The Alliance has no favoured candidate, but merely wishes to see a balanced contest with all contestants given a fair chance, and perhaps have a little fun challenging those who would seek to take control of the show along the way by bringing a modicum of chaos and unpredictability to the proceedings.

Thank you for your attention.

~The Alliance of ULTRA-Doom~