Announcer: And we’re back to Second Age Survivor brought to you by Stompa Exterminators. Whenever your house, flet, hole, or many pillared hall of stone is infested with pesky varmints, Remember Stompa Exterminators!! “We’ll stamp out the problem!!” I’m joined here in the booth by my good friend Bob.
Color Commentator: Hello.
Announcer: Bob, what do you make of the continuing action?
Color Commentator: I…ahhh…what lovely music…I wonder where it is coming from…
Announcer: I believe it is coming from that fellow over there. His queer long coat from heel to head is half of yellow and half of red. He himself is tall and thin, with sharp blue eyes, each like a pin. He has light loose hair, yet swarthy skin. Hmm…most strange. I wonder where that came from?! Anyway, he seems to be playing upon some sort of strange pipe. All the rats and mindless children seem to be following him wherever he…Bob? Bob?
Color Commentator: I must follow the music…
Announcer: Bob! Get off the field! It is not safe down there!!
Color Commentator: …the muuusaakk…
Announcer: Great! Now we have to decide if Bob is a rat or a mindless child. Unfortunately, I now have no color commentator to do my thinking for me. Hmmm…it is a bit of a catchy tune…such…lovely…muuuusaakkk….
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