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Gurthang · 03-13-2006, 09:24 PM

Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun."
Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!"

OR

In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious.

OR

PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' "
Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!"

OR

PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob."

03-13-2006, 09:24 PM	#9948
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun." Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!" OR In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious. OR PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' " Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!" OR PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.