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Old 03-21-2006, 08:04 AM   #10067
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Tiring of those trick candles that reignite themselves Bilbo took desperate measures this year.

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Bilbo was never good at telling a story

Little Hobbit Child: Ummm Mister Bilbo sir, I think your cake is catching the woods on fir...

Bilbo:....Hold on there little one, I haven't finished telling you my story about how I invented this red little device. I call it 'the red device'. You see it was on my birthday and I was floating into lake town, though at the time the fact that it was my birthday had slipped my mind. Now, I was riding a barrell not unlike this one on which I am standing, did I mention that I invented the red device which I hold...
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