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Bilbo: Listen, ladies and gentleman! I, the amazing Bilbo, will defy the powers of nature, by eating this flaming cake, and living to tell the tale!
Hobbits: *gasps!*
Bilbo: Now folks, this amazing act of superhuman strength is extremely dangerous! I have filled this tub behind me with water, in the event that I am lit on fire!
Hobbits: *gasps again!*
Bilbo: And my only help will be this magical red bottle, discovered in the deepest of dwarf-halls during my exotic travels across the known world!
Hobbits: *ooooh*
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