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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund
I wish Balrogs had . . . yellow boots.
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Granted. Balrogs are now very fashionable in their yellow boots. But once word of this reached Tom Bombadil he threatened to sue any Balrog caught wearing yellow boots. He felt their new fashion trend was ripping off his copyrighted look. The case was settled outside of court. The Balrogs agreed to wear Stiletto heels inside of boots. Then everyone was happy. Tom's look remained his and his alone and the Balrogs became the first transvestites of Middle-Earth.
I wish Elrond had taken the Ring from Isildur and become the new Dark Lord.