So I'm definitely a Wolf am I?
DEFINITELY LUPINE, AM I???
Now where in the name of Morgoth in Angband have the blithering lot of you come up with a crackpot theory like that? It seems to me like the sort of theory that a mongoose would come up with when drunk with a llama off a bottle of tequila!
You idiots!
I spit in your faces!!!
Have you NO recollection of how I have voted this ENTIRE game??? Are the suspicions I have cast on
Kath and
SamwiseGamgee gone completely to waste? Have you numbskulls forgotten that I voted for
Kath TWICE, the second time of which I got her double-lynched with
Lhuna- who I didn't even know was the Lover? Have you forgotten completely that I cruelly and callously allowed and voted for BOTH my non-Lover Werewolf fellows, defending them hardly at all. Have you totally forgotten that
LMP HIMSELF took my agreement with him as a good sign yesterday??? I have been on the intelligent people's "Most Likely Innocent" list all game!
And you call me Lupine!
YOU. DARE. TO. CALL.
ME. LUPINE!!!!
I am insulted. Nay, I am wounded to the core!!!
That's it! I'm leaving. If I can't play this game with all the cunning in my being and not hope to win, then I'm done! I'm through! No more Werewolf!!!! I'll go and play Middle-Earth Idol (when I cannot abide the original) with a passion -naked- before I'll come back here!!!
You fools! You imbeciles!!!
You lynch me on no more than "he's been acting strange" and "my gut feels wrong" when I've got the cleanest record in the village!!!
Well, let's keep that record going!
I want to vote for EVERY WEREWOLF commited to the cause- I, who led them to kill
Spawn, and who single-handedly devoured the evil
LMP!!
++ Formendacil
Alea iacta est!
(What??? I've lost. It's clear. I just want to vent a little latent rage. You guys didn't even let me survive to tomorrow and try and mess things up last minute! And tonight I have to go to bed... Besides, this being
Nilp's game, I think a double-lynch a very impressive way to end things.
Oh, and raging is fun.
I still spit on your graves. Double-lynching spoilsports. Innocent or guilty, I'm never playing in a double-lynching game again!

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