Diamond: True about the Hobbit mercenary role. I know how boring they are. (Except for that saving middle-earth stuff.) Can't I be an Orc trying my best to reform and fit into Hobbit society? I pretty sure I have elven lineage and don't deserve this discrimination. Call me Garin the Green Toothed.
Or I can just be ... the ... um ... a blacksmith. I can fashion everything from horse shoes to blades.
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I am a sick man ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased.
Fyodor Dostoevsky "Notes From the Underground"
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