LMP: neat.
I assign forgetting about an important assignment while budgeting your time, only to be reminded just as you thought you were almost done with your work.
And I assign the sorts of aches and pains that you're not supposed to get until you're old. Like... you know... 40ish.
I'm only 18! I don't want to hobble around on a knee that gives out or have my jaw ache to the point that I can't chew mac'n'cheese or have my elbow hurt so much I can't unbend it because of the damp, chill air of an Upstate spring!