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Old 03-27-2006, 04:52 PM   #73
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If PJ had directed LWW...

Can't help but post this thought after watching (yet again) the animated version of LWW (soon to be the new version when the Easter Bunny drops off the DVD).

Knowing what I know about PJ, having watched his take on LotR, I just shudder to think what he would have brought to LWW:
  • Aslan would have jumped out of the brush a few times at the humans to 'increase tension.'
  • The White Witch's sleigh would have been three times as big.
  • During the scene where Susan and Lucy grieve over the lifeless body of Aslan, PJ surely would have added a belch (one of the rats, perhaps) to lighten the mood a bit.
  • At the last battle, Peter would have faced a four-armed White Witch who'd swing four huge swords.
  • During the negotiations over the fate of Edmund, someone would have lost a head.
  • Mr. Beaver would have had a drinking contest with the fox.
  • Edmund, having slain some minion of the WW, would have defiantly stated, "I AM no overlarge beardless dwarf!"
  • "Hand over the humans, He-faun!"
  • etc...
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