Hey, I'm Legolas in Spandex( from the middle of nowhere)and I'm singing Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def leppard in the voice of Legolas.
Clark/Collen/Elliott/Lange/Savage)
Step inside (Walk this way)
You and me babe (Hey, hey!)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Huh!
My hair's like a bomb, baby, c'mon, try it on
Livin' like a ranger with a bad-assed bow
Lookin' like a tramp, Aragorn took off and ran
Pretty elven woman can I be your man?
(Be your man)
Hey! Hey!
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
The moon's a shinin', Arwen go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss elvish innocence, sugar me sweet
Hey!
C'mon
(BRIDGE)
Take a bottle
Shake it up
Break the bubble
Break it up
(CHORUS)
(Pour some sugar on me)
Ooh, in the name of love
(Pour some sugar on me)
C'mon fire me up
(Pour your sugar on me)
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my boots yeah
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Huh!)
Listen!
Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little she-elf in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
(Loosen up) I loosen up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more
Easy Elrond come a knockin'on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss elven innocence sugar me, yeah
(Yeah!)
Give a little more
repeat BRIDGE
repeat CHORUS
I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah
SOLO
(You got the peaches, I got the cream)
Sweet to taste (Saccharine)
'Cos I'm hot (Hot!)
So hot
Sticky sweet from my head
(Head!) My head
(Head to my boots)
To my boots
Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?
Take a bottle (Take a bottle)
Shake it up (Shake it up)
Break the bubble
Break it up (Break it up)
repeat CHORUS
(Pour some sugar on me)
Oh, in the name of love
(Pour some sugar on me)
Get all, come get it
(Pour your sugar on me)
Ooh
(Pour some sugar on me)
Yeah!
Sugar me!