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*A man wearing a trenchcoat and a moustache-and-glasses disguise enters the room*
Um, hello, my name is Alc- I mean Steve. My name is Steve, and I will be singing a variation of John Blunt's You're Beautiful.
My axe is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw a Maia
Of that I'm sure
She smiled at me on the Silverlode-
*At this point in the song, security arms burst through the door. "Get 'im!" they shout, and they wrestle Alc- I mean Steve, to the floor. After removing the trenchcoat and disguise, it is revealed that Steve is none other than Alcarillo himself.*
I'll show you all! I'll be famous one day! You're making the biggest mistake of your careers! You'll be sorry! A big mistake, I tell ya!
*The security guards push Alcarillo out the door*
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