Peter Jackson editting LotR: "Hmm, tower... tower ... a bit bland. What this image needs is a .. a.. a giant gorilla! Yes, yes, King Kong at Barad- Dur. I can work in the eagles too instead of the airplanes."
Phillippa: "Peter, calm down. There are no giant apes in Middle-earth."
PJ: "There was no shield boarding either at Helm's Deep. Did that stop me?"
Phillipa: "Save it for another film, dear."
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