Man #1: So that's where Denethor will hurl himself from...
Man #2: And that's the spot where Faramir gets crushed under a pile of rocks...
Boromir: Yeah, our family's got a history of dying horribly in battle. I wonder which poor sod's up next...
PJ: *evil grin*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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