Hmm.
Wolf Blitzer as Denethor
Frank Oz as Pippin
John Stewart as Mouth Of Sauron
Rosie o Donnel as Arwen
Harrison Ford as Aragorn...cool!
Hitler as Sauron
Hideki Tojo as Sauruman
Chuck Norris as Gimli
Mike Tyson as orcs
C-3PO as Boromir
Carmen Electra as Galadriel
Michael Jackson as Barrow Wight
Snoop Dogg as Tom Bombadil
Don Knotts as King of the Dead
Burt Reynolds as Elrond
-Instead of orcs(Ugluk and Griksnah)fighting and subsequently being ambushed by Rohirrim, it is George Lopez and Carlos Mencia drunk and doing standup while being jumped by the Rohan.
-When Sauruman's orcs are bred, play a sound of a new born crying.
-"The Crib of Snoop" speaks for itself
-Gandalf uses the Force on storm troopers to get to Theoden
-Sauron, Sauruman, and The Witch-King("Big Three"), and the remaining not-free peoples wage a war to make Middle-Earth safe for democracy by fighting Nazi Gondor, communist Rohan, and military Imperialist Lothlorien
-When The Witch-King and Eowyn face off, the Mortal Kombat theme crecendos and they drop weapons to fistfight
-The meeting between the Mouth and the Captains is reduced to a "C-Span" type civil meeting with podiums and such.
-Play the Gunshot-Horse Race rally song when the RIngWraiths take off from Minas Morgul.
-Have the evil army march up to Minas Tirith to the drumline cadence "Scottie's and Mickey's" That drumline of course would consist of trolls, goblins on cymbals, and uruks on quad tenors, and one Nazgul on a snare.
-When the Fellowship is fleeing from The Chamber of Marzubul, play Michael Jacksons "Beat It"
-Chuck Berry's "Go Johnny Go" for the scene when Legolas owns the Mumakil troop
-"Stairway to Heaven" at the Havens
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