[Morai]

My name is Morai and I'm from Ithilien, I'll be singing a slightly murdered version of Mood Rings by Relient K. (Soft/punk rock; Frodo Voice)

We all know the elfs I am talking about,
Well they are explosives and they are lighting
And the only question's when they'll blow up
And they'll blow uo; we know that without a doubt
Cause they're those elfs, yeah you know those elf that let their desires get the best of them
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help the Race of Man

Chorus: Let's get emotional elfs to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off, to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're plotting
She's so witty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods out rolling on a ghost ship almost everyday
She said to me that she's so strong that it's weakening (freaked out that it's calming)
And all I said someone get that elf a mood ring

If it's action you want then look no further
They're like Middle Earth meets Man Meets Earth meets Ends of Our Lives
And it just scares me how they get away with anger
They'll frighten you then bat their eyes; those elven eyes that watch you sympathize
(chorus)

Cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably
The first hobbit in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means that you should go to Lorien and see
And seek her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means she is distressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (And that's alright I must confess)

We all know the elfs that I am talking about
She liked you yesterday but now it's today and she has to wash her mirror
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
First she's pleasant then she's insane....at least she makes a lovely pair

One Ring oh One Ring, oh tell me you will bring
The key to unlock this mystery
Of elves and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex structure known as the elven mind