[Lalaith]

I assign magic wands.

Not the Gandalf/Hogwarts kind, the kitchen implements intended, allegedly, to aid the busy cook.

A few years back, I assigned mine to the back of the cupboard (Mordor more or less) after a nasty finger-in-blade mishap, which I concur was partly caused by my own idiocy.

I just extracted it from its hiding place, thinking it would help me in my ambitious attempts to make consomme. The hideous state of my recently cleaned, now soup-splattered kitchen, shows just how wrong I was.