Today I assign:
1. Friends who often ditch you for other people/significant other and only talk to you to tell you what a great time they're having with these other people/how wonderful the significant other is.
2. When you're reeeeeally tired and people keep asking you questions.
3. Also, when you're trying to read a book and people interrupt you.
4. I believe I've already assigned liking someone who doesn't like you back. Now I shall assign
being liked by someone whom you do not fancy. It's not fun because it prevents you from being friends with the person. Maybe relationships in general should be banished to the fires of Mount Doom.
Not that I'm speaking from any personal experience, of course.
