Hi, my name is
William. I want to be the first Middle-earth Idol.
(
NOTE: Singing is accompanied by wild arm gryrations.)
He burgles, he burgles!
Oh, baby, when he steals, he steals!
I go crazy cos he picks my pocket then he stings like a bee
Like that Bilbo from history
He burgles, he burgles!
I'm wasted by the way he steals!
No one ever stole so much--
Hey, I want my coin purse back! *
runs out*