Curse you
Sleepy Cowell! You and your boybands! I had a contract all ready, see--I'd sing my worst, get my three 'no's, then make an album filled with horrible songs! Success for me without having to do the rest of the contest!
But you had to say 'yes' to me! [Bleep] you, you [bleep]ing [bleep]! [Bleep] this contest! It's [bleep]ing rigged! Rargh! [Bleeeeeep]!
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(Peace!
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