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(Tom: 'Ho there, Frodo lad,
Did you forget Tom's warning?
Putting on the shiny Ring,
Vanishing in the morning
Out in the Forest Old,
Under the Willows,
Old Tom will show you now
Warnings are for heeding,
I'll just grab your curly head
& slam it into this sapling!'
Frodo: 'Gnn, gnn, gnn!! Its not a sapling, its a bloody tree! And your poetry doesn't even scan!'
Tom: 'Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
Ring a dong dillo!
Old Tom Bombadil
And the sound of Hobbit on Willow....'
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