[Sleepy Ranger]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have for you, performing live tonight none other than Sleepy Ranger! Lets give him a hand people!

Sleepy grins and walks onto the stage along with the rest of his band. "Alright people, the first we're playing for you is 'The Hobbit Rhapsody' by Queen. It'll have a variety of styles and I shall be performing in the voice of Sam Gamgee."

The Hobbit Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Rosie, just killed an orc, Put a pan against his head
Heaved my hand, now he's dead
Rosie, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Rosie, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the quest
Rosie, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a hobbit
Smeagol, Smeagol, will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Gollum.) Gollum. (Gollum.) Gollum, Gollum figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor hobbit and everybody loves me
He's just a rich hobbit from a rich family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Oh Shelob! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Oh Shelob! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Oh Shelob! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
The Witch-King has a nazgul put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Destroying the ring really matters, Anyone can see
Destroying the ring really matters
Destroying the ring really matters to me

Any way the wind blows

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"Next we'll be performing One Ring (Wonderwall) by Oasis. Light rock, we'll try and cut this as smooth as possible. The voice shall resemble that of Aragorn."

Wonderwall

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to Mt. Doom
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the citadel
That the fire in Barad-Dur is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a fear
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who corrupts me,
And after all,
You're my One Ring!

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who corrupts me
And after all
You're my One Ring

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who corrupts me
And after all
You're my One Ring

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that corrupts me
You're gonna be the one that corrupts me
You're gonna be the one that corrupts me

"Thank you very much ladies and gentle-men! Feel free to drop in any song requests and Sleepy Ranger's Band shall try their best to do it justice. Now, back to Middle-Earth Idol."