Here's something for Mordor...
I had just finished up a gardening session today and I was sitting having a nice quiet smoke as I surveyed my work. The garden is a sunken one, with a big white 8 foot wall holding in the next garden up the hill. I heard a faint
oozing sound coming from the wall, and then to my horror through a tiny gap came
a huge long worm, which wriggled out, the oozing sound getting louder, then landed with a big wet plop behind the rose bush.
EYUW!
