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Gil-Galad · 04-14-2006, 10:52 PM

"bah we got bleedin' rats Orc #4291746912b " said Gothmog

"Montague"

"now what can we do now... any ideas Orc #4291746912b?" Gothmog said

"Montague"

"eh? what you blabbering about now?" Gothmog said with sheppards pie coming out of his mouth

"my name its... did you eat my Sheppards Pie?" Montague said

"uh" Gothmog looked around "no of course not why would i do that"

"i made that for supper tonight! what are we going to eat now! solve that my Balrog-Incarnate!"

"uh... we eat those rats that are causing us troubles! yummy!" Gothmog replied

"i guess... i got this great recipe for Rat Soup!"

"great! now Orc #4291746912b! go get those Rats out of our pipes!"

"uh Montague"

"what now?"

"my name... its Montague"

"okay... when did that happen? i thought you hated anything that started with the letter M"

"well funny story, it involves a tree, a talking dolphin, a pair of confused birds and your cousin Annie, it was a wild March..."

"i see... wait Annie? but she drowned in the Sea of Nurn last...march.... you!!!"

"hey its not my fault! i found a piece of wood and i was like 'hey a piece of wood' and then theres Annie and next thing i know were at war and all that crazy nonsense... so shall i go get those rats for a yummy dinner?"

"sorry what? you said something?"

"...oh nevermind... good thing i have our cooking supplies for great orc cusine! so i'll just throw it into our pipes then we'll cook them in the pipes and i'll stab them out with a poking utensil! sounds like a plan?"

"no you don't look fat"

"do you even listen to anything i say?"

"i said i'll do it tomorrow okay!"

"... your so off my christmas card list..." Montague said as Gothmog pulls out a magazine and begins reading [Magazine headline : how to bring the Inner Orc Beauty outside Pg 16]

04-14-2006, 10:52 PM	#62
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Rat Flambe "bah we got bleedin' rats Orc #4291746912b " said Gothmog "Montague" "now what can we do now... any ideas Orc #4291746912b?" Gothmog said "Montague" "eh? what you blabbering about now?" Gothmog said with sheppards pie coming out of his mouth "my name its... did you eat my Sheppards Pie?" Montague said "uh" Gothmog looked around "no of course not why would i do that" "i made that for supper tonight! what are we going to eat now! solve that my Balrog-Incarnate!" "uh... we eat those rats that are causing us troubles! yummy!" Gothmog replied "i guess... i got this great recipe for Rat Soup!" "great! now Orc #4291746912b! go get those Rats out of our pipes!" "uh Montague" "what now?" "my name... its Montague" "okay... when did that happen? i thought you hated anything that started with the letter M" "well funny story, it involves a tree, a talking dolphin, a pair of confused birds and your cousin Annie, it was a wild March..." "i see... wait Annie? but she drowned in the Sea of Nurn last...march.... you!!!" "hey its not my fault! i found a piece of wood and i was like 'hey a piece of wood' and then theres Annie and next thing i know were at war and all that crazy nonsense... so shall i go get those rats for a yummy dinner?" "sorry what? you said something?" "...oh nevermind... good thing i have our cooking supplies for great orc cusine! so i'll just throw it into our pipes then we'll cook them in the pipes and i'll stab them out with a poking utensil! sounds like a plan?" "no you don't look fat" "do you even listen to anything i say?" "i said i'll do it tomorrow okay!" "... your so off my christmas card list..." Montague said as Gothmog pulls out a magazine and begins reading [Magazine headline : how to bring the Inner Orc Beauty outside Pg 16] __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 04-14-2006 at 10:57 PM.