+ + Albert Dorkins
Esty put it well - we really don't need him much.
The Man-in-the-Moon, on the other hand, knows how to have fun (see Frodo's song about him in the
Prancing Pony); and I can't stand to see a decent fellow like him go this early.
For the love of the
Cow jumped over the moon line - vote
Dorkins!
edit: I'm assuing this is the same Man in-the-Moon that Frodo was singing about...but not being familiar with most of the characters here has its drawbacks. Still, it's a good defense either way.

;p